Sleek grey cat of ill repute
who sneaks round here in search of loot
please go elsewhere to ply your trade
because, you see, my nerves are frayed
by finding perfect corpses, shiny
feathers, bloody feet, so tiny
left beside the kitchen door
gifts too ironic to ignore.
Along the path with measured stride you tread.
Go kill some tiny things at home instead.
who sneaks round here in search of loot
please go elsewhere to ply your trade
because, you see, my nerves are frayed
by finding perfect corpses, shiny
feathers, bloody feet, so tiny
left beside the kitchen door
gifts too ironic to ignore.
Along the path with measured stride you tread.
Go kill some tiny things at home instead.